“This sort of thing reduces my mind to a pulp.
I can faintly resist when a man says that if the earth were a globe, cats would not have four legs;
but when he says that if the earth were a globe, cats would not have five legs I am crushed.”
(Live Science / Image: © Shutterstock)
Not sure where Chesterton was going with the 4 legged vs 5 legged cat thing but
no, this isn’t a post about flat earthers vs round sphere folks.
As far as I’m concerned, the earth is a lovely white and blue-green orb diligently orbiting
around its sun.
Orbiting happily along with it’s fellow 7 or 8 planets,
depending on where you are regarding camp Pluto.
Throw in several moons along with the occasional asteroid…
and it’s a pretty merry little solar system.
So 4 and 5 legged cats aside, what I’m talking about today is something
rather odd..it’s from a conversation I once endured…
and yes, it is odder than the notion 4 vs 5 legged cats.
It was a comment that came from a man who considered himself some sort
of a global authority.
He was a doctor at Emory University and was a most arrogant individual who
I had the distinct displeasure of dining with.
There I sat in a small restaurant, in a small north Georgia town,
back in 2007 for more than over an hour munching on a poor excuse for pasta.
I was listening to a loud pompous man extolling the virtues of how our children
(our two sons who were supposed to be college roommates at the time) who were, in his mind
at the time, a part of the generation who were to be living in this brave new flat world.
If he said flat earth once, he said it a thousand times.
At the time, I had to jiggle my head in order to get my eyes from sticking
to the top of my head.
It was that same sense of brain irritation experienced when our school system jumped
on the paradigm shift thinking bandwagon…the word paradigm was the “it” word
for about two years…I felt as if we shifted so much that we actually tied ourselves in knots.
New thinking knots, but knots none the less.
So during this ‘get to know one another’ dinner, this doctor expert went on and on
as he extolled how exciting it was that our sons were to now be a part of this great exciting
It was, however, the underlining of what his grandiose grandstanding actually meant…
it meant that the world was now a place of quick and readily available communication and travel.
Instant communication, instant availability, instant information…
all readily available at the touch of a button or from the hoping on a plane.
Skyping, video conferencing, texting, red-eye flights whisking us from one side of the
world to the next.
In the blink of an eye, we could all be readily and rapidly connected.
We could live in one city while working in another while connecting with a partner
on a global scale all within a matter of moments.
We were now moving about our very round world as easily as we could within our own home.
And that revelation, which was issued 13 years ago, came racing back to my thoughts today
as I pondered this latest illness that is making the global rounds.
I am currently nursing my “jamesitis” —my current 31 flavors of illnesses named for my grandson…
all because I kept him last week while he was sick and in turn, I am now sick with what he had.
A small microcosm of the matter of how what one person has is readily passed to another person.
Our flat world makes it all so quick and easy to pass and to share…
sharing a great deal more than simple information.
We readily share our germs just as we readily share our thoughts, words, hopes, and dreams.
So why do we act so surprised?
Why do we seem so aghast over the fact that this virus is jumping from nation to nation,
all within the blink of an eye, when we readily hopscotch from nation to nation.
Germs spread just as quickly as our fastest speedily mode of transportation.
Our foods, our products, our wants, our desires all crisscross our globe
in the blink of an eye.
FedEx, UPS, the Postal service, DHL…we click, we ship and in turn we receive
So why do we act as if this latest illness is a plague sent by Moses to shake
We have allowed a cousin of the common cold to take our economy to its knees.
Our news media has cast the death knell.
We must don masks, bath in hand sanitizer and put bells around the necks of the infected.
It is certainly not my intention to make light of the seriousness of an illness…
When one is sick, there is nothing worse and it as if nothing exists outside of
However, I do worry about the hype, the misconceptions and the malicious use of an illness
by those who do not have the best interest of the ill at heart.
It would not be the first time that an illness or misfortune was used by some
of the more insidious among us in order to produce some sort of twisted gain
or step up.
A flat world means a more traversed world.
And with a greater means to traverse…we must, therefore, take both the good
and the bad with such desired traversing.
There should be no surprise.
The germs come along, hand in hand with the business deals, the travel dreams
and the long-sought goods of commerce.
Now it’s up to us to cull the panic and equip our moving world with the
means to keep moving.
We must be smart.
We must execute educated caution but we must not give in to the
news lead mania of demise.
Could demise be political gain or ruin?
Could demise be economic gain or ruin?
Could demise be humankind’s gain or ruin?
Despite our desire for flatness, we are still round.
We have our vulnerabilities…for we are just human you know, not gods as we so
wish within our excitement for flatness.
This is not the plague…
But yet is it not exposing an Achilles heel?
Does it not expose our weaknesses or perhaps our strengths?
Does it not reinforce our wants versus our needs?
We are round yet our desire is for flatness…
We must always understand the costs that come with our wants.
We never worry about such until it is nearly too late.
How many more chances will be afforded before we either get it right…or not?
The Spirit and the Bride say,
“Come.” And let the one who hears say, “Come.”
And let the one who is thirsty come; let the one who desires take the water of life without price.
I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if anyone adds to them,
God will add to him the plagues described in this book,
and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy,
God will take away his share in the tree of life and in the holy city,
which are described in this book. He who testifies to these things says,
“Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus!
I love the post, and I like the Chesterton quote. It took me a little while to formulate a concept. I thought of chairs as opposed to cats. A three legged stool can find purchase regardless of the surface that it is placed upon. When you place a load on the stool, it is stable as long as the center of gravity is over the triangle forms by the ends of the three legs. But, in my youth, building tables with four legs and chairs with four legs, if your chair or table is perfectly made, you must have an absolute flat surface or one leg will be off the floor. Thus, in looking at a small marble, there is no flat surface. How can four legs ever rest evenly? Then if you go to five? Ridiculous! But the earth is bigger than a marble and flat surfaces can be attained. Yet, I love Chesterton’s whimsey.
As for the germs spreading… My wife is still not over the sinus issues she got in December. The three grandchildren keep bouncing the germs from one to another, one always being sick. While I have no desire to go to China right now, as the company I used to work for is considering, I feel that the panic is overdone. We will survive coronavirus, just as mankind has survived the previous pandemics, and is it even to that level yet?
I knew I could count on the engineer to sort out the tongue and cheek of a master theologian and academic—
And like your wife— I still have a grandchild’s infection— we are heading over Friday so I trust to be much better so we get playing tag you’re it with all this sickness—
And whereas I’m not downplaying our collective global concern over a new virus coming down the pike, I don’t want us to act so surprised as if this is some out of the blue anomaly— our world is such that germs will be traveling just as quickly as we do — we need to be smart and not like Henny Penny
My old employer is laughing off coronavirus, having lived through SARS with multiple projects in China at the time. The Chinese culture is changing, with less spitting on the sidewalk or in the aisles of an airplane, but SARS is like the coronavirus and influenza. Properly diagnosed with properly handled hospital procedures, it need not be so deadly. The only reason for panic is to swing votes away from Trump, which I am sure is the goal of the major media outlets.
Once again the news media hype is ruling our land. It makes me crazy to have such a lack of trust in the team put in place by our president to figure this out. Oh I forgot – our president is responsible for the Corona virus, isn’t he. We’ve become a herd of sheep being led by the internet and instant news. My grandson is in S. Korea for another year of teaching there. He is trusting in God and His will in. His grandmother is reeling with all this hype.
I would be a bit panicked as well— I can be good at that— hence why I try to write a post of reason and sense vs hysteria— I can be lemming-like racing toward the cliff of doom with all the other lemmings 🤪
We all like sheep have gone astray – or lemmings.
we are stray, that’s for certain!!
Wait til tomorrow’s post if you want stray—I’ve been working on it all morning after reading a really rough article about abortion…
I just read one about euthanasia. Try to fit that in too.
Oh that will an entire post on its own
I just don’t get the cat thing J- have no idea what that means.
I do like discussions re. cosmology though and Gods creation. I too know many people who hold to ‘globe theory’ who are nothing short of obnoxious- so there enough blame to go round.
It’s always interesting to see people’s reactions when forced to debate things that are uncomfortable. Heck, people thousands of years dealt with these same things/ but at least we know water still behaves exactly the same way as well as the plumb line.
I for one, am certain Gods word says fat too much bout His own world than we care to admit- or even look into- still- it’s always a rewarding topic: stationary earth versus an orbiting merry go round.
I’m all for it- the study and dogmatism that is.
God is God – yesterday, today and tomorrow- Creator of all that is, was and will be — Amen
I just keep mumbling “what a time to be alive!” as we all wait for the next end of the world to come! 😂We all will have very clean hands though when/if it does. ❤️😂
I even read how to make hand sanitizer should ones store run out 😑😷🙄